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Thus Spake Siddhu

Where there is cricket, there are Sidduism.

Here, are a few gems let fall by Navjot Singh Siddhu over the last few months.

·        Match referee Dennis is like a white hen lying black rotten eggs.

·        The grass is greener and hen plumpier on other side of the fence.

·        There is light at the other end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of the oncoming train which will run them over.

·        Experience is like a comb that life gives you are bald.

·        Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.

·        India looks like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.

·        Wickets are like a wives ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­– you never know which way they will turn.

·        Statistics are like miniskirts, they revel more then they hide.

·        He is like the typical Indian threewheeler that sucks a lot of diesel but can’t go beyond 30!

·        The Indians are going to beat the kiwis! Let me tell you that kiwis are only birds those don’t have wings.

·        The gap between the bat and the pad was so great that I could drive my car through it!

·        As comfortable as a bum on the porcupine.

·        The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.

·        The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in the haystack.

·        He is a dibbly-dobbly bowler.

·        The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

·        Deep Das Gupta is as confused as a child in a topless bar.

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